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Stuyvesant By the Numbers

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By Klaire Geller

3352: Students who regret going here

215: Number of Recommendation Letter Requests to Mr. Sandler

81: Tons of college mail sent to the average junior

7567: Unopened Barron's AP Review Books

3 hours and 43 minutes: Average time spent in school sleeping

900: Incoming freshmen who think they will be attending Ivies

9: Juniors who think they will be attending Ivies

400: Clubs started for colleges

-4: Functioning escalators

0: Phones confiscated in the past minute